I Don’t Remember This Ad in the Neighborhood Flyer
Two women within 5 minutes of my house have been running a prostitution business in Prairie Village. While walking Mission Road might not be as lucrative as walking the Sunset Strip, it is astonishing nonetheless. They had a craigslist add that offered “Massage for 80 roses.” I have no idea what that means. But I do know what house I’m hitting next time I go trick or treating.
“What, no treats? Better turn some tricks!”
Furthermore, police revealed that the two intended to grow their business and that their location in PV was just a “starter brothel” in a nice school district and they plan to move to a nicer home in Leawood when they get that promotion at Sprint and pay off their student debt.
