Pirates Thwarted by the Starrrrrrs and Stripes
Somali pirates attempted to hijack an American vessel off of Africa. The U.S. crew overtook the ship and captured one of the pirates. I have unconfirmed source reports that the pirate in custody is a sailor named simply “Captain Ron.”
One time pirates tried to overtake our vessel in the Ozarks and we were also able to retake the boat. Some people will tell you that we had been shotgunning Busch Light in Party Cove all day and that the “pirates” in question were simply a mother duck and her ducklings. Some people are wrong.
