First You Apologize for The Revolutionary War
The British made a bit of a fuss because Michelle Obama apparently touched the Queen. Now while not touching the queen is a good rule of thumb for any frat guy who finds himself at Missy B’s or Buddies, I think it’s a little ridiculous in this situation. I just think with this economy that the Brits have more to worry about than our first lady touching the representative of an outdated monarchy. I half expect them to confront her highness when she gets back and ask her to show them on the doll where Mrs. Obama touched her. Please, England, concentrate on more pressing issues like feeding Posh Spice a Big Montana. We’re going to go ahead and not worry about this “fiasco”.
