John Madden Now an Investigative Journalist.
From the “News So Obvious, John Madden Unnecessarily Telestrated It” file: Ken Shamrock does steroids. I am not shocked by this. If you showed a picture of Shamrock to a village of indigenous tribesmen high in the Andes that were completely isolated from society and they had never heard of steroids, they would be able to immediately construct the idea of steroids in their minds and immediately conclude that Ken Shamrock took them. That’s how blatantly obvious this is. If you really wanted to blow people’s minds, you would lead with “Ken Shamrock Likes Banana Smoothies and Enya.” Otherwise you might as well have just put “Ryan Likes Pizza.”
