We Are Approaching Nergasm
So, the day for me to see Watchmen has finally come. I’m attending an early screening with Whitney tonight. (Thanks Scene Stealers). I dunno if my fragile, nerd-in-denial brain can handle what is about to occur. Have I set myself up for disappointment? Will I be delighted more than I’m already expecting? How do I get this Ozymandias costume on?
I plan on revealing these answers shortly. And don’t worry, I won’t spoil anything. We are at those precious few moments before my full nerdgasm erupts. I’m delaying it as much as I possibly can. Using the time honored technique of thinking about baseball. OH GOD, IT’S SPRING TRAINING!
Whoa….that was close. I’ll stick with something that doesn’t excite me in the least. Like American Idol. CARRIE UNDERWOOD!
Son of a bitch, this is going to be harder than I thought. (That’s what she said.)
I hope I don’t get a wedgie tonight.
