With the first pick in the draft, the Detroit Lions select…..Me
If you ever wondered what’s on the Wonderlic test, now you know. I scored 100%. Which makes me fear for the QBs that fail it. Which I assume is anyone educated in the SEC. Also, I could take on roughly 300 angry monkeys in a fight.
What do we make of these results? I could easily play QB in the NFL. With my Wonderlic score as well as my estimated ability to shed attackers, (We’ll assume 300 monkeys roughly equals 11 NFL defensive players.) I am the prime candidate to lead a spread offense. I await your call, Detroit.
