Carbon Emissions Take No Prisoners
NASA’s satellite designed to monitor carbon levels and measure global warming has crashed into the ocean. This can only mean one thing: The hippies were right and global warming is a serious threat. They have taken to outer space and destroyed our satellites in order to protect the secrecy of their devious plot. As we speak, Al Gore is assembling a team of astronauts led by Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to go into outer space, drill into Global Warming, and detonate a nuclear bomb. If we do not act hastily, Global Warming could take over the world starting with Scandinavia. Further reports suggest that Global Warming would also like to legalize gay marriage and ban prayer in schools. The time to act is now! Below is Mr. Gore’s rendering of what the Global Warming threat might look like.
