Top Ten Most Miserable Cities.
Kansas City did not make the list despite the best efforts of the Northland. However, St. Louis did. With the high murder rate and lack of delicious barbecue, this is no shock. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that a determining factor for the list was “Number of asshole baseball fans.” So I’m now sending a letter to the KCMO city hall to suggest that our new tourism slogan be “Kansas City: Told You It Wasn’t That Bad.”
