5 Random Thoughts
1. I went to the pet store over lunch to get my dog more food and a new food container. (We had a security breach on Tuesday) It cost me $70. My dog’s food costs more than mine. Of course I regularly dine on taquitos and Easy Mac. So keep that in mind.
2. The Chiefs need to hire a coach already. I’ve been sitting around for weeks waiting to see what happens. Pioli, you need to only be considering one name: Ashton Kutcher
3. I’m tired of hearing about politics and the economic stimulus bill. It has bored me tremendously. When it contains naked women and is referred to as “Ryan’s Penis Stimulus Bill”, I will listen.
4. I decided to grow a “solidarity beard” to support my roommate and his inability to shave due to some chin stitches. I immediately regret doing that. One key reason is that I’m pretty sure that Miley Cyrus could grow a better one than me. And I should probably think of a better name for it than the “Tickle Brush.”
5. I don’t have a 5th one. 5 just sounded like a nice round number. I think 0 is the most round number. Cause it’s actually round. Just a thought.
