Jack Bauer Would Have Hired Me
The Only 5 Things More Intense Than the Return of 24
- Usain Bolt racing a cheetah at The Indianapolis Speedway
- An unshaven Hugh Jackman passing a kidney stone
- 4 words: Gossip Girl Season Finale!!!!!!!!
- A shirtless Henry Rollins riding a rhinoceros across the Sahara Desert as he races to meet a recently come-to-life Sphinx to challenge him to a battle of brute strength on a high wire strung between the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur during a thunderstorm above an AC/DC concert.
- Gary Busey having an orgasm.
If it weren’t for the fog, you could totally see it.
