I’m more confused than W. in English class.
So, Herm Edwards got fired. Everyone knows that by now. And I’m sure most of you have heard the rumor that Shanahan is in talks to be the new head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. Which thoroughly dumbfounds my emotions and brain. I’ve hated this guy for so long that I can’t wrap my brain around this decision. But at the same time, the guy has 2 rings and is clearly a good coach. So as long as he wins, I would be happy, right? I dunno.
It’s like if some guy/girl you hated in high school shows up at your house one day and is like: “Hey, I’m your roommate.” And you’re like: “I hate you. Why would I agree to this?” And then he’s like: “If I move in, I promise you’ll get laid.” And you’re feeling lucky so you go: “Ok, I’ll give it a shot. But I still don’t trust you yet.” And then you’re all confused and stuff but you really want to get laid.
So, what I’m saying is: Mr. Shanahan. Get me laid.
“Let’s make some jungle juice.”
