Bleep…..bloop. Bleep…..bloop. Bleep…..bloop.
Can I just say how happy I am that 24 is back? Jack Bauer is an American hero and our greatest national treasure. He’s so intense! I bet he’s that intense in everyday life too. Like if Southwest Airlines loses his luggage.
SWA Employee: “I’m sorry Mr. Bauer, we’re working as hard as we can to find your suitcase.”
Jack: (Pulls out ball peen hammer) “You are going to tell me…….WHERE IS MY LUGGAGE!!!”
I do have one issue, though. Keifer needs to cut the hair a little. When he and Tony walked into the terrorist lair, he looked a little demure. Like he was Tony’s accountant or something. And why does Tony always tilt his head when he talks? And he has a giant bald patch on his hobo stubble. And also, I was unaware that terrorists had nice houses in DC suburbs. And the other terrorist lair was some sort of bunker with 30 supercomputers. I’m sorry, but how do you get a building permit for that without raising suspicions. Some dude with a thick foreign accent is just like “Uh, it tis for dee internet so wee can play dee World of Warcraft.”
So if you’re keeping score at home. Ryan’s current man-crush standings are as so:
1. Jack Bauer
2. Cole Aldrich
3. Johnny Depp
That is all.
I also noticed Ginger FBI agent (far left) has a GIANT rack. Those shirt buttons are holding on for dear life. And Bill Buchanan (second right) is starting to look like Burt Bacharach.
