Sabathia must be Spanish for “Son of a Bitch.”
Wanna know how long it takes CC to make as much as you do? Well wonder no more. So help me god, if I find myself in New York and I see him remove a coin from the “take a penny” tray at a 7-11, I will personally force Johnny Damon to give him genital worts at gunpoint.

“Hey there good lookin’”
