Ryan’s Naughty List
1. Pete Wentz - Someone needs to get you male genitalia for Christmas
2. My fantasy football teams - God I hate you. I can always get second place but never 1st. I guess I’m saying I’m good at getting in the 2 hole.
3. Jack Stack barbecue beans - You know what you did to me
4. Stetson - I’m still trying to get the smell off of my holiday outfit. It burned a hole in the sleeves and drank the last of the milk in my fridge.
5. Starving Children - Stop hogging all my Unicef pennies.
