Ryan’s Nice List
While I sleep-walk through my last 2 days of work this week, here is my Nice List for this Christmas
1. Megan Fox - Insert yule log reference here
2. Cole Aldrich - At least once a week Kevin gets a text from me explaining my willingness to fellate him. He’s that good at basketball
3. Taquitos - They can be from the grocery store, a local Mexican restaurant, or Quik Trip. I don’t care. Their deliciousness is why Shakespeare wrote sonnets.
4. Clark Hunt - Please take the money you paid Carl and use it to buy an O-line. If you need to cut the cheerleader wardrobe budget to make it happen, I’ll support it
5. The guy that invented those cookies with the Hershey Kisses on top of them. I believe they also prevent against koala attacks. I eat them whenever I can and have yet to be attacked by a koala. The evidence is there.
