What is happening today
1. KU raised their national championship banner last night and beat some Florida school that had some sort of geographical direction or something in the name.
2. The Royals traded Ramon Ramirez for Coco Crisp. Unfortunately our payroll is now at $70M. Which is where Dayton Moore said it would stop. So unless David Glass fires Herb the Walmart Greeter to free up another $10K without health benefits, looks like we aren’t nabbing any free agents.
(In his defense, he does hit .290 in the company softball league)
3. The new XBOX Live is unveiled today. Which means I can watch Netflix from my XBOX now. Apparently when you turn on your XBOX today, it immediately starts downloading and your instantly get the new features along with youthful acne and your virginity back.
4. A man was arrested for hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich. The charge? Assault with a Breadly Weapon. (I totally only posted that so I could use that joke)
5. And check out my new band obsession: The Gaslight Anthem. (Sorry Kings of Leon. It’s not you. It’s me. I’ll return the t-shirts you left at my place)
