That’s a lot of Chicken
Last night I was feeling adventurous and decided that I was going to try and put down a Guitar Hero Meal from KFC. The insanity of this meal is beyond what my brain can comprehend. I couldn’t find a picture of the actual meal, so the following picture will have to do.
That might be underestimating the amount of poultry in this thing. To break it down, the meal contains 2 chicken strips, a drumstick, a snacker, 2 sides (I went with mac n cheese and fries), a biscuit, and a drink. I got about 2/3rds through before I was forced to give up and declare KFC the victor. It’s amazing that during these rough economic times, KFC is still able to provide the working man with 6 pounds of chicken at the low, low price of $7. I did not, however, feel like playing Guitar Hero after eating that. I felt more like passing out in a bathtub while I prayed to my Christian God for salvation and an antacid. I woke up this morning with high cholesterol and a numbing pain in my left arm. Ryan: 0 The Colonel: 1.
