You don’t make the South look any better
By now most people have heard of the two white supremists that were arrested for plotting to assassinate a presidential candidate as well as 88 other people. Before I delve into this, let me just chastise these two pro-choice poster children for the poorly thought out plan. Let me make sure I have your plan down correctly:
Step 1: Buy/cook some crystal meth
Step 2: Saw off shotgun
Step 3: Elaborate plot based on no knowledge whatsoever of Sen. Obama’s campaign schedule.
At what point did you think this was going to work? Were you just going to go hang out in Florida or Ohio and hope he walked by? Were you going to sit on Daytona Beach drinking Coors Original and waiting for him to hold a campaign rally at Senor Frogs? The stupidity of your plan is asinine. And now you’re going to spend a very long time in jail for a plot that you couldn’t possibly have carried out if you tried.
Which brings me to my point. What terrifies me the most is that a couple of sea monkeys like these two have just as much influence over our government as I do. Two guys covered in skinhead tattoos with the combined I.Q. of a half-eaten can of tuna are allowed to vote. So to curb this I propose we have a brief questionnaire on voter registrations. (Bear with me, I know what this sounds like. I’m not proposing that.)
Question 1: Have you lost any teeth to amphetamine use?
Question 2: Are your parents cousins/siblings?
Question 3: Do you own a Nickleback album?
If you answered “yes” to all three, please don’t vote in my state and please don’t obtain a firearm permit.
