Mama I’m coming hoooooooome.
Great success for homecoming. Aside from the fact that the Jayhawks officially suck now. So lets consider my sports options at this moment. Chiefs? Awful. Royals? Awful. Jayhawks? Awful-ish. Does anyone know of a good Gaelic football team to cheer for?
Considering I stopped watching the game after halftime, I really can’t complain. But homecoming was a shit show. I’ve never seen so many people blacked-out drunk in one bar at the same time. Every single person looked like they were on heavy sedatives with an inner ear infection. Also I thought of a new fantasy team/rock band name. Blackout Makeout. Not me of course. But someone else. They know who they are.
So I walked away from Lawrence with only a missing phone and a impromptu nap on the Hawk patio. Could have been much more ridiculous and I’m happy with those results.
- Ryan
Oh and we bombed Syria and Pakistan yesterday. I’m buying some rifles and clearing out all of Costco’s mac and cheese. And training my dog to administer first aid.
