LJ is apologizing for spitting on women. While this is a step in the right direction for the organization, I believe a few more apologies are required.
1. Larry Johnson should apologize to the New York Knicks for calling them “rebellious slaves”.
2. Brodie Croyle should apologize for forgetting to drink his milk. Which gives him brittle bones that crack under the slightest duress. Robbing us of the opportunity to marvel at his ‘bama bangs and ogle his hot wife.
3. Carl Peterson should apologize for eating babies and kicking ponies. And for invading Poland in 1939.
4. Herm Edwards should apologize for our depth chart. He should also apologize for attempting to make Damien McIntosh and Kyle Turley cornerstones of our o-line.
5. Trezelle Jenkins, Victor Riley, Ryan Simms, and Sylvester Morris should all just plain apologize.
