Chupacabra on the Loose in Prairie Village!
So, last evening I was standing in my front yard. (Yelling about Jesus, like I always do at midnight) I happened to look across the street and noticed the silhouette of some sort of demon waddling its way into my neighbor’s yard. The shape of this dastardly creature can only be described as horrifying. Just below, you will find the artist’s renderings of last night’s events.
It is clear we are dealing with the legendary Chupacabra of Eastern Johnson County. The Chupacabra’s main habitat is in and around the area of “starter homes”. Which makes Prairie Village extremely susceptible. It also survives on a diet of medium sized, hypoallergenic dogs and discarded take out boxes from Blue Moose.
It is not a pack animal, but instead prefers to travel alone. It has adapted to it’s upper middle class surroundings extremely well and has created an effective camouflage and means of travel to avoid detection. It should be noted that this disguise is only prevalent in the Johnson County species of Chupacabra and that related creatures in other areas of the metro should not be expected to display the same adaptation (see below)
If you or anyone you knows spots the Chupacabra, please do not approach it. Contact a local professional. Most notably myself, Dan, Nate, and Other Ryan. Our new local business specializes in catching and recording various modern monsters as well as leprechauns and certain sprites and wood nymphs.
