Signs of Fall in KC

  • Raytown residents go from sleeveless to 3-quarter Motley Crue tees.
  • Gunshots in KCK are attributed to “pheasant season.”
  • The spray tans on the cougars at Touches match the pumpkins
  • The leaves are the only things in JoCo that change color.  (Houses stay taupe.  People stay white)
  • Monday After Arrowhead hangovers decline by one now that Jared Allen is in Minnesota.
  • Katie Horner interrupts a football game to tell me it’s raining
  • Scarf sales fail to rise as most residents turn to mullets for neck warmth
  • I put my leaf pile over a fire hydrant to lure rowdy neighborhood kids.
  • Meth in the Northland has a hint of candy corn in it.
  • Area KCMO prostitutes head to Ren Fest and put on corsets.  Call themselves “actresses”.

posted 3 years ago