Peter Cottontail never called me back
Ok, so I do some strange things when I party. A few things being:
- Peeing in my back yard instead of going inside
- Sing popular songs but inserting my dog’s name into them
- Trying to watch all of Almost Famous
Well this weekend I added a new quirk to my list. Apparently “hiding all possessions from my pocket around my house in different places” is my new hobby. I had a pack of cigarettes under my bed, glasses in my clothes hamper, wallet on the floor, keys on top of the refrigerator, phone on the coffee table, and a $20 bill on my dresser. I either found a new game or I hooked up with the Easter Bunny and don’t remember. If I find a used condom in an egg in the back yard, I’m going to be pissed.
