Kings of Leon create their own water hazard

Apparently my current band obsession decided to relieve themselves on the world’s most storied golf course.  Now, growing up in JoCo led me to decimate many a fairway during keggers.  I’m sure a few grounds crews cursed us as they picked up piss-soaked cigarette butts in time for a 6:00 am scramble.  But that was St. Andrews Overland Park version.  It wasn’t St. Andrews Scotland version which happens to be one of the oldest courses in the world and home to numerous British Opens.  Plus it would be wise if the Leons not piss off the Scottish.  I’ve seen Braveheart and I can only imagine the fury of an 80 year old club pro running and screaming across the green, covered in blue facepaint.  Plus that’s not so rock and roll.  If you really want to buck the establishment, have a woman pop a squat at Augusta.

posted 3 years ago