People Now Surfing the Web with Two Hands
Update: Changed the post since it was being construed the wrong way and I don’t want to look like a pervert.
Apparently social networking websites have taken over cyberspace. So much so that they have knocked the information superhighway’s most profitable industry off of its lofty perch. That’s right. Facebook, Myspace, and the like are more popular than pornography. This is a travesty! All you 30 year olds hanging out in your parents’ basement, eating Bagel Bites, and picking out a clean Dragonball Z shirt need to band together and fight this. That college girl on your friends list that you stalk is never going to be naked on your computer. But there are other college girls out there that need “tuition money” that are happy to sell their morals to you for $9.95 a month. Fight the power! Viva la DVDA!
