Fake Drug Company Founder to do “Hard” Time
The creator of Enzyte was sentenced to 25 years in jail today for fraud. I had to wikipedia his product because I didn’t know there was a market for this sort of thing. The only enhancement I need is in the crotch space of my jeans. You know what I’m sayin’? Boom!
Clearly his product works on criminal sentences cause 25 years is a looooong time. Oh man, I crack myself up. But seriously, prison rape is no laughing matter. He should be glad his product doesn’t actually work. Cause if 8 Ball from cell block C took some and then violated him…well I just plain don’t want to think about it. Lets think about something more pleasant. Like baby ducks and Kenny G.
BRING ON FANTASY FOOTBALL!!!!!!
- Ryan
