College Marching Band Season is here!s
The perfect time to start incorporating the word”tromboner.”
Actually, college football is here and I’m sporting a tromboner of my own. It is one of the best times of the year. Beer, football, a brisk fall breeze, 30 year-old dudes going to The Hawk, etc. There is just so much to look forward to in the coming months.
Tonight we have the kickoff of the season and I fully expect to be on the couch, drinking a Miller High Life and cheering for a school that I have absolutely no rooting interest in. Gamblers and sports nuts are about to unite for 5 months of glorious competition. And I plan on making multiple triumphant returns to Lawrence where I’ll ogle the incoming class of women and talk to freshman DUs about how much tougher we had it back in the day. (“I had to drink six kegs by myself and recite Ulysses while unicycling!!! Look at the ground and get me a beer pledge!”) Sorry, flashbacks.
Bring on the excessive betting, beer pong, and “I’m a Jayhawk.” Things are about to get weird.
-Ryan
