Classic Ryan Blog #4
Do you think Mel Gibson is cheering for Lebanon?Current mood:
curious
20 random thoughts about Mad Mel that entered my head last night, along with some other random questions.
1. Do you think he’s ever had a bagel?
2. Do you think he yells at his waiter at TGI Fridays if they bring him a “kosher” pickle with his mushroom swiss cheesburger?
3. Do you think he refuses to wear “jew”elery?
Mel, they may take your driver’s license, but they will never take your hatred for Mel Brooks movies.
4. Also, is anyone surprised that the member of NSYNC named Lance turned out to be the gay one? It’s like the first time you realized that Joey’s last name actually spells out “Fat one.”
5. Is this going to be a better career move than JC Chasez participating in the soundtrack for “Drumline”?
6. What ever happened to Alfonso Ribeiro?
7. Do you think he uses Will Smith as a character reference on his applications for Cinnabon?
8. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
9. Question. What part of my physique isn’t attractive?
10. Do you think I could get Omarion to play at my Sweet 16? My mommy is buying me a pink H2 and a diamond chain that says “slut”
11. Do you think Iron Mike Tyson has ever actually eaten someone’s children?
12. Or for that matter, has he ever “fucked someone till they loved him”?
13. Do you think Jackee Harry is more famous for “227”, Celebrity Fit Club, or as the assistant soccer coach in “Ladybugs”?
14. Do you think if I got lost on the way to an NHL Sharks game that Burt Bacharach could actually tell me “the way to San Jose” or should I just MapQuest it?
15. Hey Tony Danza, who is the boss? I bet it’s Mona.
16. Hey Fred Savage, what would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?
17. What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?
18. Who would win in a fight? Haley Joel Osmet or Dakota Fanning?
19. What movie has a funnier death scene? “Steel Magnolias” or “Terms of Endearment”? (By the way, my sister thinks I looked like the kid from “T of E” when I was younger)
20. If push came to shove, who would you rather do: Mr. Belvedere or Alice from “The Brady Bunch”?
You’ve all been great. Don’t forget to tip Dennis Haskins when he brings your car back around.
