April 2009
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I Don't Remember This Ad in the Neighborhood Flyer
Two women within 5 minutes of my house have been running a prostitution business in Prairie Village. While walking Mission Road might not be as lucrative as walking the Sunset Strip, it is astonishing nonetheless. They had a craigslist add that offered “Massage for 80 roses.” I have no idea what that means. But I do know what house I’m hitting next time I go trick or...
Best Mid-Sized Cities for Job Growth.
KCK made the list of best mid-size cities for job growth. (They included JoCo as part of KCK.) It is very interesting. I can only assume the growth is being driven by the “Neutral Shade Paint” industry for JoCo and the expansion of the jean shorts department in the various Wal-Marts in KCK.
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Doing Happy Dance
First let me say that I respect John Madden as a football commentator and thoroughly enjoy his video games. However, in the past 10 years or so, he’s become a parody of himself and watching him was like watching a drunk uncle try and explain the Tampa 2 defense. The guy has done a tremendous amount of good in promoting the NFL and making it what it is today. As well as probably...
These bullets smell like Bacos.
The BA-K 47 is a replica AK 47 made from bacon. I dunno if I really need to make another comment. Although it’s clearly a matter of time before the McDonald’s in Fallujah adds this to their dollar menu.
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What Your Clothing Accessories Say About You
Today I would like to give a rundown of 3 common accessories that people wear or possess while out and about. Your choice of each one says quite a lot about your personality.
First, the method with which you carry your money is extremely insightful
Money clip: “I find wallets too cumbersome and annoying.” OR “I have left all my various debit and credit cards at bars...
WatchWho knows how funny this is without context, but I couldn’t stop laughing at this last night.
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Why Can't I Draft Crash Davis?
Ok, I’m playing fantasy baseball this year and have no idea what I’m doing. So if anyone has a suggestion or advice, please post in comments. Keep in mind, I follow baseball. I just have never played fantasy baseball. We draft tomorrow night.
FYI: Tentative team name is “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butler”
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Pirates Thwarted by the Starrrrrrs and Stripes
Somali pirates attempted to hijack an American vessel off of Africa. The U.S. crew overtook the ship and captured one of the pirates. I have unconfirmed source reports that the pirate in custody is a sailor named simply “Captain Ron.”
One time pirates tried to overtake our vessel in the Ozarks and we were also able to retake the boat. Some people will tell you that we had been...
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WatchI’m so glad Reno 911! is back.
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First You Apologize for The Revolutionary War
The British made a bit of a fuss because Michelle Obama apparently touched the Queen. Now while not touching the queen is a good rule of thumb for any frat guy who finds himself at Missy B’s or Buddies, I think it’s a little ridiculous in this situation. I just think with this economy that the Brits have more to worry about than our first lady touching the representative of an...