March 2009
18 posts
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One Poll That Isn't On The Bubble
poll by twiigs.com
Rock Chalk
My Jayhawks are officially legal in some states as they made the Sweet 16. Anyways, Scoop Jackson of ESPN had a pretty good article about Sherron.
Here I am
I’ve been M.I.A. lately. (That’s missing in action. I’m not a female rap superstar) It’s a combination of various illnesses. None of them are VD that I know of. So I apologize for my absence. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to continue to watch March Madness On Demand and be completely worthless at the office.
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An Open Letter to Arby's
Dear Arby’s,
You make delicious food. Some people judge me because I enjoy your cornucopia of curly fries and roast beef sandwiches. But I have stood strong in my affinity towards your menu. I do, however, pose one suggestion that might help you in your endeavors to conquer the fast food market. Specifically, a suggestion that would improve the efficiency of your drive-thru system.
I...
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John Madden Now an Investigative Journalist.
From the “News So Obvious, John Madden Unnecessarily Telestrated It” file: Ken Shamrock does steroids. I am not shocked by this. If you showed a picture of Shamrock to a village of indigenous tribesmen high in the Andes that were completely isolated from society and they had never heard of steroids, they would be able to immediately construct the idea of steroids in their minds and...
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We Are Approaching Nergasm
So, the day for me to see Watchmen has finally come. I’m attending an early screening with Whitney tonight. (Thanks Scene Stealers). I dunno if my fragile, nerd-in-denial brain can handle what is about to occur. Have I set myself up for disappointment? Will I be delighted more than I’m already expecting? How do I get this Ozymandias costume on?
I plan on revealing these answers...
With the first pick in the draft, the Detroit...
If you ever wondered what’s on the Wonderlic test, now you know. I scored 100%. Which makes me fear for the QBs that fail it. Which I assume is anyone educated in the SEC. Also, I could take on roughly 300 angry monkeys in a fight.
What do we make of these results? I could easily play QB in the NFL. With my Wonderlic score as well as my estimated ability to shed attackers,...
Chiefs are Super Secret
NBC Sports had a nice take on the Chief’s weekend moves.
“4. Secrecy suits Chiefs New Chiefs GM Scott Pioli has learned from guys like close friend and former colleague Bill Belichick and father-in-law Bill Parcells that secrecy is the best policy when it relates to the business of an NFL team.
So although the Chiefs under Pioli have at times appeared a bit too obsessed with...