February 2009
22 posts
My Live Album Will Be Awesome
On Best Week Ever, they had a fun little project where you create your own album cover using random names, quotes, and pictures. Here’s mine.
I think it worked out pretty awesomely for me. Now I just need to create some groupies out of random body parts on Maxim’s website or something.
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Carbon Emissions Take No Prisoners
NASA’s satellite designed to monitor carbon levels and measure global warming has crashed into the ocean. This can only mean one thing: The hippies were right and global warming is a serious threat. They have taken to outer space and destroyed our satellites in order to protect the secrecy of their devious plot. As we speak, Al Gore is assembling a team of astronauts led by Bruce Willis...
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If you really hate your parents, you'll use your...
I’m starting a new feature today. Basically I go to Hot Topic’s website and find something that confuses me and I post it here. Maybe I’ll call it Suburbangst? We’ll see.
Episode 1:
I have no idea what this is. It looks like Sgt. Pepper’s if John Lennon hated jocks and/or primary colors. This guy should totally wear this to the Prom that he’s skipping...
Top Ten Most Miserable Cities.
Kansas City did not make the list despite the best efforts of the Northland. However, St. Louis did. With the high murder rate and lack of delicious barbecue, this is no shock. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that a determining factor for the list was “Number of asshole baseball fans.” So I’m now sending a letter to the KCMO city hall to suggest that our new tourism...
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Royals Report to Spring Training
The Kansas City Royals report to Spring Training this week and I have an exclusive copy of their first team photo for 2009.
It’s going to be another long year.
Um, wow.
So, everyone knows that Chris Brown beat up Rihanna already. I imagine her 911 call was her simply singing “S.O.S.” into the receiver.
But also in the news today is Roberto Alomar. Who allegedly had unprotected sex with his girlfriend even though he knew he had AIDS. The lesson here? You should never go past second base with Roberto Alomar. (Get it? Cause he’s a second...
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WatchSNL isn’t usually funny anymore. But these two videos cracked me up.
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The Grammys were last night?
1st: Pretty happy Blink was on stage together.
2nd: WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Video Blog: Ultimate Fakebook Reunion Show
Whitney video blogged the Ultimate Fakebook reunion show last night. It reminds me of the glory days of 105.9 when I was in middle/high school. And that is a very good thing. Now someone call the guys from Nuclear Family or The Gadjits and see what they’re doing.
whitneym:
My friend and co-worker Eric Melin’s band reunited last night at the Uptown Theater. Some of you may remember...
Who Ya Got?
poll by twiigs.com
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This still doesn't explain the plot of Heroes.
Anyone notice that the lady that had 8 babies looks like a poor man’s Maya from Heroes?
Baby Lady
Maya
I think Arthur Petrelli might be behind all of this. (If you don’t get that, don’t worry. My fellow nerds and I just had a chuckle.)
“Not to belittle Johnson’s experiences as a young, black male —...”
– Jemele Hill from ESPN Page 2 in December 2006.
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5 Random Thoughts
1. I went to the pet store over lunch to get my dog more food and a new food container. (We had a security breach on Tuesday) It cost me $70. My dog’s food costs more than mine. Of course I regularly dine on taquitos and Easy Mac. So keep that in mind.
2. The Chiefs need to hire a coach already. I’ve been sitting around for weeks waiting to see what happens. Pioli, you need...
Happy Birthday to the person that is responsible...
Today is my mom’s birthday. So everyone be nice and tell her happy birthday. I couldn’t find a picture of her on my computer, so here is a drawing I made of what she looks like. (And she’s not naked in the picture. She’s wearing black clothes. My mother is a lovely and chaste woman.)
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1. Heroes returned last night. I’m pretty happy. Ali Larter blessed the male population with some naked back. Take that Miley Cyrus!
2. 24 continues to be Kiefer-y
3. Denny’s is giving away free Grand Slams today. Apparently lines have been out the door. Apparently a large number of the population also finds breakfast as delicious as I do. I’ll probably not eat there. ...
