September 2008
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Kings of Leon create their own water hazard
Apparently my current band obsession decided to relieve themselves on the world’s most storied golf course. Now, growing up in JoCo led me to decimate many a fairway during keggers. I’m sure a few grounds crews cursed us as they picked up piss-soaked cigarette butts in time for a 6:00 am scramble. But that was St. Andrews Overland Park version. It wasn’t St. Andrews Scotland...
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A tale of two Brandon Flowerses (Floweri???)
The Killers released their new single today. Don’t know how I feel about it yet. But I do know how Brandon Flowers’ mustache feels. The answer is “tickles.” Sometimes I think the band put all their energy into Hot Fuss and then didn’t know how to top it, so they went in another direction. This song is good…not great. But you know there will be a bunch of...
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WatchSo looking forward to this album. This song is awesome. Little know fact, “Sex on Fire” is also the name of a herpes medication.
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Lobsterfest as an Economic Indicator
You know the economy is bad when Red Lobster and Olive Garden are raising menu prices. Hate to break it to you guys, but if the lower middle class has less money, you’re not getting more money by raising prices. They may have to just take their business down to Long John Silvers or cover their Easy Mac in Ragu sauce. Next Olive Garden is going to tell me that their “neverending...
“My phone is a cock-blocker”
– Yours truly
Wordle →
Cool site that graphically represents words used in any url. Mine are not as classy as I would have hoped.
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People Now Surfing the Web with Two Hands
Update: Changed the post since it was being construed the wrong way and I don’t want to look like a pervert.
Apparently social networking websites have taken over cyberspace. So much so that they have knocked the information superhighway’s most profitable industry off of its lofty perch. That’s right. Facebook, Myspace, and the like are more popular than pornography. This is...
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Darnell Jackson's letter to fans
Thought this was a cool way for DJ to say thank you. See, not all Jayhawks are potheads.
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Hide Vince Young's belts!
Apparently the folks in Tennessee took time away from their jug bands to worry about Vince Young’s well being. Apparently throwing a couple picks and basically being an overall disappointment eats at a man. You know what else eats at a man? Cannibals. My theory is that he was being chased by every fantasy owner that has ever drafted him. Or he couldn’t deal with the everyday stress...
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Return to Lawrence
I thoroughly enjoyed my triumphant return to Lawrence. We beat whatever cupcake we were playing and managed to keep the goal posts up after a victory for the first time in 3 years. That’s progress baby!
I was also very impressed with our ability get super-secret, Hawk wristbands courtesy of Whitney via Fox 4 and Delta Upsilon superstar John Holt. The wristband holds the super power of...
“I just fucking love muppets and puppets”
– Whitney
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The Vegas Recap
I’m sorry this took so long. I was waiting on someone (ahem, Dan) to send me their story and he never did. So lets discuss the ridiculousness of our Vegas trip. Well, actually it was probably tame by most standards considering we had a DEA agent staying in our room. (That’s no joke. He’s in the DEA.) Do you know how hard it is to walk around that city in 105 degree heat with...
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Fake Drug Company Founder to do "Hard" Time
The creator of Enzyte was sentenced to 25 years in jail today for fraud. I had to wikipedia his product because I didn’t know there was a market for this sort of thing. The only enhancement I need is in the crotch space of my jeans. You know what I’m sayin’? Boom!
Clearly his product works on criminal sentences cause 25 years is a looooong time. Oh man, I crack myself up. ...
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More like Kansas J-hawks
Get it? J? Like a joint? A joint of marijuana? Oh shut up. Looks like a certain few draft picks have been taking a page out of the Jeff Graves training regimen. If they start doing rails at frat houses and double fisting Hardees, it’s time to be concerned.
Image courtesy of Whitney.
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And Heidi Montag has a withdrawal plan for Iraq
Everyone’s favorite ginger-haired petri dish has thoughts on Sarah Palin’s daughter being pregnant. Lindsay Lohan expressing thoughts on teen sex makes about as much sense as a raccoon’s thoughts on sub-prime mortgages. Unless she is suggesting brands of Plan B, she is way out of her element. Lindsay says we need to focus on the “real issues.” Those issues being...
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