August 2008
10 posts
“The country is run by extremists, because moderates have shit to do.”
– Jon Stewart, 6/20/2006
Aug 29th
Check out the skulls on my sleeves
Discussing the d-bag uniform.
Liz: You could have a custom-made graphic tee. Nothing is more embarrassing than being seen out in the same graphic tee as some other dude.
me: I know right?
I'm always like "Only I can wear a dragon!"
Aug 28th
4 tags
College Marching Band Season is here!s
The perfect time to start incorporating the word”tromboner.” Actually, college football is here and I’m sporting a tromboner of my own.  It is one of the best times of the year.  Beer, football, a brisk fall breeze, 30 year-old dudes going to The Hawk, etc.  There is just so much to look forward to in the coming months. Tonight we have the kickoff of the season and I fully...
Aug 28th
2 tags
Guest Commentary from Nate
Saving Babies, Sports Books and 27th floor observations: First thing, I would like to thank one Mr. Ryan Robert Standefer for giving me a forum to formulate thoughts, bitch and moan, and make observations about people that aren’t as good as me (I kid I kid).  Without Ryan and all those Super Bowl Go Daddy commercials I would be stuck sending text messages. So in case nobody has been paying...
Aug 26th
2 tags
I'm Back
Just a quick update to let everyone know I’m back and don’t seem to be missing any vital organs or massive amounts of cash.  And no offense, but when I went to the store yesterday, I realized that women in KC are going to look unattractive in comparison to what I saw on Saturday at Wet Republic.  But then again, the same could have been said about me when I got in the pool at Wet...
Aug 26th
What Happens in Vegas is...None of Your Damn...
I bid everyone adieu for the weekend.  (If you speak French, chicks think you’re cool and worldly)  I am off to Las Vegas to catch a show and maybe play some penny slots.  I look forward to spending the weekend in a town that has ruined more lives than methamphetamine.  It’s going to take weeks to get the stink of stripper sweat and Kettle One off my clothes.  Furthermore,...
Aug 21st
2 tags
Things That Are More Fun Than Guitar Hero
1. Rock Band 2. Wall burritos 3. Popsicles
Aug 21st
4 tags
John Tesh is this generation's John Lennon (Link) →
Aug 20th
Welcome
Decided to open my own website.  More details to come as I figure out how to work the internet. Well actually just one detail to come.  That detail being: I opened my own website.
Aug 20th
Aug 20th