November 2008
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WatchWhat would happen if Shawshank Redemption had just a little more Karate Kid in it.
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Just bought a TPX bat and a ticket to LA
Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson had a baby and named it Bronx Mowgli. The amount of violent rage filling my body right now puts Ike Turner to shame. I feel so sorry for this kid. Do you two shitstains understand the vast amount of “Jungle Book” jokes this kid will have to endure for the rest of his life? Do you realize that if this kid ever wants a bank loan, he’s going to have...
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What is happening today
1. KU raised their national championship banner last night and beat some Florida school that had some sort of geographical direction or something in the name.
2. The Royals traded Ramon Ramirez for Coco Crisp. Unfortunately our payroll is now at $70M. Which is where Dayton Moore said it would stop. So unless David Glass fires Herb the Walmart Greeter to free up another $10K without health...
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WatchJust cause
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Best Ass in the World Awarded.
Recently a bunch of people got together and decided to become the governing body of posteriors for the world. They awarded a male and female with the distinguished “Best Bottom” prize. How I was not given this honor or even nominated is a travesty. It has been known for years that my rear end is immaculate and has actually brought Tibetan monks and Amazonian tribes to tears. In...
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WatchGeekrection at full mast at this point. One problem. Rorschach refers to the masked vigilantes as “Watchmen”. They aren’t actually called that. That word is never used in the graphic novel. Just an FYI for everyone. In case you were wondering or if you were an attractive female looking to impress a closet nerd in the KC area who has a particular blog whose title is a pun of...
For those that haven't pulled the goalie
1st off, my office smells like pina colada for no apparent reason. So they either put in a Senor Frogs next door or Jimmy Buffet puked in my desk drawer.
Dan sent me a link this morning to a holiday that many of us single men embrace. I’m all for it. I’m going to celebrate with beer, gentlemen’s clubs, and some sort of touch football game. Then I’m going to remember to...
“I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they...”
– Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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Harvard Hit By Struggling Economy; Drops...
Don’t look now, but Harvard has announced that it is feeling the pinch of the sinking economy. The university has an endowment that is larger than the GDP of most countries. They can afford to pay the tuition of every single student on their campus if they chose to do so. And they want to sing a sob song about not having money. I heard the Crew team had to change their uniforms from...
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That's a lot of Chicken
Last night I was feeling adventurous and decided that I was going to try and put down a Guitar Hero Meal from KFC. The insanity of this meal is beyond what my brain can comprehend. I couldn’t find a picture of the actual meal, so the following picture will have to do.
That might be underestimating the amount of poultry in this thing. To break it down, the meal contains 2 chicken...
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WatchGeekrection update. This time with living, breathing females.
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And Now Back to Irreverence
Michael Crichton passed away. He made a fatal mistake in his later years when he decided to continue to use the “lever” model of door handles as opposed to the more traditional “knob” style. Police believe this may have allowed a particular intruder to enter his home and contribute to his passing. Police do have a person of interest they would like to question regarding...
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USA
Never in my life have I been prouder to be an American than I have this morning. Too often it is easy for us to become cynical and to believe that our political process is corrupt and misrepresents the desires of the people. Too often the people of my generation approach the political process with apathy and frustration. This election proved that young people need only to be inspired and...
Guest Blog from Dan
While things worked out differently from a political standpoint than I had hoped, a great moment in American history took place on November 4th, 2008. The United States of America elected an African-American as it’s 44th President. It is a very historical moment and it’s long over due. Here are a few things, in my opinion, this election has to help us recognize:
- We have elected a...